Have you ever had freaky, unexplainable experiences? Me too! Let me tell you about the latest entry in my personal laundry list of WTF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve always had trouble falling asleep at night, ever since I was a child. On some nights I can fall asleep without any issue, but on other nights I lie awake in bed until four in the morning or later. Those times when I\u2019m lying awake are such a pain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Recently, it was yet another night of no sleep. I finally managed to doze off around four-thirty, but I was only asleep for two hours for a reason I will explain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On a side note, my dreams have become so disappointing as I\u2019ve gotten older. In my younger days, they were so vibrant and wonderful. Now, they\u2019re just foggy messes I typically forget as soon as I wake up. Once in a while I will still have an amazing dream but that is the slim exception to the new rule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, anyway, I fall asleep at four-thirty and have another blurry disaster of a dream. The auditory side of my dreams is a bit strange. It\u2019s as if I know what the sound of the dream is without actually hearing anything. The sound is implied. This particular dream, however, had quite a shock in store for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The dream is unfolding on its boring schedule, then out of nowhere\u2014crystal clear, clear as a bell\u2014I hear this loud, awful, antagonistic laughter. It sounded like a man\u2019s voice, I\u2019m guessing thirty-ish in age. It was as if this jackass was right in front of my face, laughing at me! I only had to hear about half a second of this before my brain hit the \u201cwake the fuck up now\u201d switch, and I quickly awoke to find myself back in bed again, alone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have experienced auditory jump scares like this in dreams at least twice before, though not recently (I remember another was a similar-sounding voice saying, \u201cOh, no!\u201d). But seriously\u2026WTF? \u201c*ahem* Well, you see, the brain sends out chemicals to the neurons of the occipital lobe of the frontal cortex, which in turn\u2014.\u201d No, sorry, that doesn\u2019t explain a goddamn thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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