{"id":1045,"date":"2024-01-29T01:19:16","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T06:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/2024\/01\/29\/twitter-contd\/"},"modified":"2024-01-29T01:19:16","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T06:19:16","slug":"twitter-contd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/2024\/01\/29\/twitter-contd\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter, cont\u2019d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh\u2026wait-wait-wait\u2026wait a second\u2026let me enter a dialogue with myself here\u2026I have my OWN website\u2026my website isn\u2019t Twitter\u2026it will never immediately display an endless stream of vomit and diarrhea when I access it\u2026Elon will never earn even one cent if \u201cdat a$$ tho \ud83d\ude02\u201d is ever posted on it\u2026I will never need to pay $3+ monthly to severely-uncripple it\u2026it will never contain hateful-and-dangerous conspiracy theories that are essentially pulled out of someone\u2019s ass every morning\u2026it will never publicly display literally-pointless tallies of views and \u201cfollowers\u201d\u2026fuck yeah, I love the Internet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh\u2026wait-wait-wait\u2026wait a second\u2026let me enter a dialogue with myself here\u2026I have my OWN website\u2026my website isn\u2019t Twitter\u2026it will never immediately display an endless stream of vomit and diarrhea when I access it\u2026Elon will never earn even one cent if \u201cdat a$$ tho \ud83d\ude02\u201d is ever posted on it\u2026I will never need to pay $3+ monthly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robotashuman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}