Hi, if you were to navigate to the discography section of this website by clicking on the DISCOGRAPHY link up above (the link is labeled DISCOGRAPHY because it goes to the discography section of this website), you would happen upon the fact that I just released a new EP today. It runs for about fifteen minutes, which is exactly how long you spend in line every day at the Starbucks in Target getting a Starbucks. The EP costs three US dollars on Bandcamp, which is exactly one-fifteenth the cost of the Starbucks you buy every day at the Starbucks in Target. What can I say, I feel like writing today. It’s also my birthday as I’m writing this.